Being the Victim Never Felt So Good

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Thu, 23 May 2013 02:58:26 -0400

2073: money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:55:31 -0400

2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

wiggletuff: i cant believe i used to think i was straight

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:55:02 -0400

wiggletuff:

i cant believe i used to think i was straight

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Thu, 23 May 2013 02:54:51 -0400

satans-fabulous-blog: morphingly: brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:53:55 -0400

satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

peevesies: i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:38:20 -0400

peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

the-one-and-only-psycho: Last post for till the AM..

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:34:16 -0400

the-one-and-only-psycho:

Last post for till the AM..

craplos: ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start...

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:22:44 -0400

craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

offbeatorbit: scrappydont: Jesse Eisenberg Wants You To Know...

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:19:47 -0400

offbeatorbit:

scrappydont:

Jesse Eisenberg Wants You To Know He’s Smarter Than You (x)

more than one person has said they didn’t have access to this video in their country, and the world needs to see this, so here you go!

what a dickhead.

the sass is OFF THE CHARTS im still laughing

fuckyeahgirlcrush: every time I listen to Florence + the Machine I turn into a literal meadow...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:56:06 -0400

fuckyeahgirlcrush:

every time I listen to Florence + the Machine I turn into a literal meadow dwelling nymph who wears raindrops as hats and sunbathes on a lilypad

When I arrive somewhere and realize I left my phone at home

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:47:11 -0400

whatshouldbetchescallme:

Throughout the books, we often ask why Hermione was put in...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:47:00 -0400

Throughout the books, we often ask why Hermione was put in Gryffindor when she’s smarter than so many Ravenclaws, and so advanced in her learning. But when we get to book seven, I think that’s where we really see Hermione’s best moments of fortitude. I think her bravest moment was after Malfoy Manor, when she took Polyjuice Potion to turn into Bellatrix. Think about what had just happened to her. She’d been tortured by this woman, to the point where Ron could hear her screams in the cellar. She’d gone through this traumatic ordeal, and she’s just a kid. Emma Watson doesn’t look like a very young girl, but Hermione was seventeen, and seventeen years of age is so young. When I was twelve, I didn’t think all that much of how terrible it must have been because to me, seventeen was all grown up. To make it worse, she not only had to deal with the horror of the situation at such an impressionable age, but she had to transform herself into the very monster that violated her. But she kept her head level and braved through the stress and fear. Hermione is truly a Gryffindor.

grahamly-the-sunshine-ape: I was doing the pokemon fusion...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:45:44 -0400

grahamly-the-sunshine-ape:

I was doing the pokemon fusion things and ohmygod

I WILL FART ON! FOR YOU!

nicodidevilo: teenytigress: THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:44:04 -0400

nicodidevilo:

teenytigress:

THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DUCKLING AH I CAN’T

love how we all know what duckling this was referring to

mythmusicandmagic: jonnytodd: amysteriouscharacter: awkwardsit...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:41:48 -0400

mythmusicandmagic:

jonnytodd:

amysteriouscharacter:

awkwardsituationist:

acid attacks in pakistan

this breaks my heart.

This pisses me off

in case anyone was curious as to why I’m a feminist, just look at this.

hagridlookalikeatyoservice: impulsive-masquerade: zephyrial: D...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:47:04 -0400

hagridlookalikeatyoservice:

impulsive-masquerade:

zephyrial:

Dean’s just like ‘oooohhh yeeeeaaaaahhhh’

Let’s be honest, in the last gif Dean’s just having fun with his breath and probably thinking more along the lines of “RAW! I’m a dragon!”

Sam has like the sassiest expressions ever in theses GIF’s

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Tue, 21 May 2013 23:46:45 -0400

turnoversfordessert: NO BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS SHE WAS IN BRIDGE...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:35:56 -0400

turnoversfordessert:

NO BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS SHE WAS IN BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA

its-an-ear-hat-john: #you’re such a dork #like the biggest dork...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:35:42 -0400

its-an-ear-hat-john:

#you’re such a dork #like the biggest dork of them all I’m serious

louderdecibelle: koizumim: really though if breasts, butts and legs are so distracting to men, to...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:33:28 -0400

louderdecibelle:

koizumim:

really though

if breasts, butts and legs are so distracting to men, to the point they cant function

why arent they that distracting to lesbians

and at that point

why isnt the penis bulge and legs not distracting enough to gay men to warrant men being put under the same dress codes

#spoilers: its because its bullshit